1. National Sister - Mamta Banerjee
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2. National Girlfriend - Sunny Leone
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3. National Tension - Salman Khan's Marriage
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4. National Bachelor - Rahul Gandhi
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5. National Dehshat - Sequel of Ra.One
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6. National food - Kasam
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7. National Struggler - Abhishek Bachchan
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8. National Judge - Archana Puran Singh
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9. National Mom - Jaya Lalita
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10. National Jamaai - Robert Vadra
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11. National Book - Face Book
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12. National Robot -Manmohan Singh
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13. National Bank - Swiss Bank
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14. National God - Sachin Tendulkar
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15. National Show - Comedy Nights with Kapil
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16. National Tiger - Narendra Modi
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17: National Time Pass :
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___________________________ Amul - The taste of India
Babool - The paste of India
Rahul Gandhi - The waste of India
___________________________ Modi - The best of India
Sonia- The guest of India
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Me: Hi
She: Hi
Me: How are you doing? You looking great!
She: I am fine. Thanks!
Me: What's your name?
She: ZOYA
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Ummmm...I have a meeting. Bye!
She: meeting ? Suddenly? !!
Me: yeah, I have seen Jannat, Ishqazaade and Ranjhana!!!
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Boy - " Hey sweet heart , I LOVE YOU ? ...!! " . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . GIRL - " hmmmm aur bata wasssup??
